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12 Year Old Kid Where is it found? Queen's How can it be identified? Blond hair, short, bares a striking resemblance to a small boy. Most often found within a sensible distance of The Minder. Also he has an 'extreme' nose. I-Spy for 15  Double if not with The Minder | |
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Annoying Girl Where is it found? Unknown How can it be identified? Curly ginger hair, often heard making snide comments or just talking in an iritating voice. I-Spy for 15 | |
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Audrey From The Rear Where is it found? Unknown How can it be identified? The easiest way to identify this specimin is from behind, as from this angle it looks very much like an Audrey. However those who think she looks even the slightest bit like an Audrey from the front need a good slap round the face with a wet librarian. I-Spy for 10 |
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Bernard Where is it found? Newnham How can it be identified? The majority of people will identify Bernard by looking at it and thinking 'That looks like a Bernard to me', however those minority without this sixth sense will have to make do with the fact that it is not often seen outside. This information isn't very useful, so instead you could wait by a banana stand at a local market and try to spot it there. I-Spy for 50 Double if outside and not on the way to or from lectures |
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Busby Where is it found? Trinity How can it be identified? Described as both a guy with a large hat, and as a large hat with a small man attached. Quite a ranging social life from chess to bar sports, but ultimately a Trinitarian at heart. Can be easily recognised due to standing in a Busby-style pose. I-Spy for 25 | |
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Cambridge University Jumper Guy Where is it found? Unknown How can it be identified? Can easily be identified by his Cambridge University Jumper. This is probably worn because the thick crest on it is almost as tough as kevlar. I-Spy for 10 Double if not wearing clothing relating to Cambridge University. |
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Captain Laser Where is it found? Trinity How can it be identified? Normally hiding in the depths of a hooded top, but always posed, ready to fly off, to help someone in danger with his almighty laser (pen). Update: Captain Laser is also known to be an active member of the grammer police. You can identify the Captain by its habbit of reading actual words (as opposed to mere symbols) and going round laying hands on repeated grammatical offenders. I-Spy for 20 |
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Denim Guy Where is it found? Unknown How can it be identified? Kitted out from head to toe in denim. I-Spy for 10 | |
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Evil Girl Where is it found? Unknown How can it be identified? The best description of this specimin is 'Looks like Sam's Aunt'. I-Spy for 10 | |
 The Ginger Physics Guy is no longer a mathematician. Consequently no points may be scored for spotting him. | |
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Half And Half Where is it found? Unknown How can it be identified? Half And Half is the result of experimental surgery. A mad scientist took almost identical twins and swapped their scalps for a bet. He went home £10 better off and two Half And Half's were born. One disapeared presumed dead and hasn't been spotted ever, while the other resides in Cambridge for most of the year. I-Spy for 10 50 if both Half And Half's seen together. | |
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Have-It Girl Where is it found? Unknown How can it be identified? The best way to identify this specimin is you take Rich to lectures with you and hope that he's tired enough to fall asleep. If that works then he should end up stroking it's head. I-Spy for 10 | |
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Heir Lip Where is it found? Trinity How can it be identified? Since he has appeared in a major BBC2 comedy ('The League Of Gentlemen') no description is necessary. I-Spy for 10 | |
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Lumberjack Where is it found? Unknown How can it be identified? This elusive specimine looks like a lumberjack. I-Spy for 15 | |
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The Minder Where is it found? Emanuel How can it be identified? Wears a pair of pyjamas and has no chin. I-Spy for 15 | |
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Nasty Boy Where is it found? Kings How can it be identified? No comment (the Boy has been named in public and hence knows his own name). I-Spy for 10 |
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One To The Infinity Where is it found? Unknown How can it be identified? Says things like 'One to the infinity is zero'. I-Spy for 10 |
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Puffy Cheeks Where is it found? Unknown How can it be identified? The closest human relative to the puffer fish. I-Spy for 10 | |
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Snowman Where is it found? Unknown How can it be identified? Fairly large as would be expected from any decent snowman. However he denies the existance of snow, and on one occasion asked someone to spell S N O W for him. I-Spy for 10 | |
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The TCMSR Where is it found? Trinity How can it be identified? Often seen putting up OHP sheets advertising up and coming TCMS events. I-Spy for 10 | |
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Use the Delta Where is it found? Unknown How can it be identified? Will whisper things like "Use the delta" to try and predict what maths grandmasters like Siklos will write next. I-Spy for 10 | |
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Ya-Ya Girl Where is it found? Unknown How can it be identified? Has only ever been spotted once, and from behind. Consequently there are no records of ditinguishing features except that she is prone to shouting "Ya ya!" when she agrees with something. I-Spy for 20 | |
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Please note that all characters in this publication are fictitious and any resemblance to real persons, living or dead, is purely coincidental.
